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May, 2009

  1. The Corporation by Joel Bakan book review – get ready for anger

    May 31, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson

    The Corporation

    We have immortals amongst us. Or at least, people who have a better chance of immortality that you or I because they are not made up of flesh and bone but rather contracts and ideas and legal documents maintained by an ever-changing team of real live humans.

    Meet The Corporation.

    The Corporation has only a sole reason for existence, woven into its very being: to relentlessly pursue without exception its own self-interest, regardless of the harmful consequence it might cause to others.

    Joel Bakan’s central premise is that the legally defined mandate for corporations to pursue profit makes them psychopaths.

    What kind of person would a corporation be?

    The kind of person who acts without regard for safety. The kind of person who can murder and kill with minimal consequence. The kind of person who is immortal and does not have an actual body to be imprisoned.

    Bakan’s case is compelling and as the evidence piles up so does the feeling of intense anger … and then depression, which I suppose is the acknowledgement of problems and our near total inability to do anything about the situation.

    We go to Nike sweatshops and the cold calculations of how many pieces of clothing must be made per minute in buildings surrounded by barbed wire and patrolled by guards. We go to children’s fetes where corporate sponsorship has covered everything with logos. We see over and over again the crimes of corporations and just how little they have been punished.

    This girl has no business here ...

    This girl has no business here ...

    The first chapter detailing the rise of the corporation has a kind of unstoppable inevitability to it. Humans working together started to make devices to help us in our work. One device was the use of legally binding documents to raise money for a certain purpose (like building a bridge). The bridge would be tolled until the money was paid back and this was written into law. The corporation building the bridge only existed for as long as the task did. Once completed, the corporation was dissolved.

    In this chapter we see what has come before and we see the moment it all went bad: a court case where a corporation was declared a natural person who could behave like a real live human.

    The Corporation is an excellent companion piece to Fight Club and covers the same territory: why is society arranged the way it is? If people created everything we have today, why can’t we remake it or uncreate it? Why do we tolerate companies who clearly engage in evil by propping up illegitimate governments or poisoning thousands upon thousands?

    (Oh, and go to page 63 of the soft-cover version of The Corporation and you’ll see the cost-benefit analysis the narrator of Fight Club applies in his job as a recall expert for a car company. The car company in this case is General Motors who asked an engineer in 1973 to analyse fuel-fed fires in General Motors vehicles. The engineer multiplied the five hundred fuel-fed fire fatalities that occurred each year by $200,000 (the estimated legal damages for each potential fatality) and then divided this figure by 41 million (the number of GM vehicles on the road). He calculated that each fatality cost GM $2.40 per car. The cost of ensuring the fuel tanks did not explode in crashes was $8.69 per car. The company could save $6.19 per car if it allowed people to die in fires rather than alter the design of vehicles to avoid fires. So this is what they did.)

    Nor does this one ...

    Nor does this one ...

    No Death Penalty for the Immortal Corporation

    If a person commits a terrible crime such as murder then they may be put to death themselves as punishment (depending on the country the crime is committed in). If not killed, a person can be physically locked up for thirty years and only released when they are old (or they die in jail).

    Why is there no death penalty for corporations? Corporations often are fined for their crimes but while their profits from crime exceed the punishment it is a clear benefit to continue to commit crime. Make $300 million and happen to poison 10,000 people – get fined $4 million. That’s still $296 million in profit!

    The overwhelming anger builds

    The Corporation doesn’t stop with the obvious crimes like sweatshops. We take a grim tour of marketing, privatisation and the unchecked ability of corporations to manipulate governments, alter laws and generally overrule and warp democracy. If you’ve never read about lobbying this is a good book to blow your mind out with (also check out Don’t Eat this Book by Morgan Spurlock, the guy who ate McDonald’s every day for a month in SuperSize Me – he covers food lobbyists getting sugar and fat into schools and everything we eat. Did you know there is a salt lobby? I own this book and will be reviewing in the future.).

    Are all Corporations Evil?

    Consider the beef industry. Cows are raised for their meat which feeds millions of people around the world. This is good in terms of feeding people. People want meat, they deliver meat. All fine (unless you’re PETA or a vegetarian but we’ll get into that some other time) … until some problems are detected with some meat. The quality is a bit down … or there are high levels of antibiotics in the meat. Now, does the beef industry and the corporations therein work to reduce the levels of antibiotics or improve quality? These measures will cost money which will reduce profits. Or do they hire lobbyists who exert power on government to manipulate laws so they can continue to sell contaminated meat? Of course they do! But it doesn’t stop there. Some country in the European Union has high food safety standards and won’t import the beef? Use the lobbying power to influence the government who in turn attempt to make free-trade agreements and strike down the food-safety laws of the other country.

    Some parent group is campaigning against you for pushing high-fat beef products on its children? Lobby lobby lobby!

    Now, the people in the beef industry are probably not evil themselves. They care about people and health but when it comes to crucial decisions they will choose hard profits over soft and hard-to-define and measure human values. As these decisions accumulate, the behaviour of the corporation slides further toward evil and for as long as the beef industry is directed exclusively towards profit without consideration for people, it will behave in an evil manner.

    I admit it is very hard to look at corporations that exist and not see them through the lens of negativity once you’ve read this book. The unchecked greed that we are surrounded with is hard to take.

    The Cure for our Ills

    Bakan finishes with a list of recommendations for change and as corporate scandals hit over and over you can’t help but pull this book out and see which of the changes would have prevented the latest mass destruction idiocy. The recommendations are systemic ones which all make sense … so very much so that you know they won’t be implemented until the near destruction of our entire economic system.

    Accompanying the Corporation is a very excellent documentary covering the various chapters of the book. It is essential watching!

    I’m not linking to a corporation to buy this from. Go to your local bookshop and ask them to order it!

    Happy reading,

    Mat

    does your boyfriend know you have entered into a dark compact?


  2. Robert Frost selected poems book review

    May 29, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson

    Is this the worst front cover of all time?

    Is this the worst front cover of all time?

    Yeah yeah so take the Road Not Taken and Stop by Woods on a Snowy Evening and I guess these two poems must be in every Robert Frost collection by law.

    Imagine Frosty handing over a new collection of poems and the editor flipping through them looking for the next Road Not Taken. Is this poem the next Harry Potter of its time? Perhaps this one about roses. Goddammit I need more rhyming!

    Index of First Lines

    In the back of this collection is an alphabetical arrangement of first lines and it makes one very nice meta-poem. The first few lines:

    A bird half wakened in a lunar noon

    A boy, presuming on his intellect

    A lantern-light from deeper in the barn

    A scent of ripeness from over a wall

    Some nice lines, which I suppose is one of the ways in which poetry is useful to the world. If not useful, perhaps beautiful. Like seeing a mixture of paint colours which the eye finds attractive but mean nothing, many of Frost’s poems are beautiful arrangements of words which also mean nothing.

    This isn't in any of the poems ... I think.

    This isn't in any of the poems ... I think.

    If that’s too deep for you, don’t worry

    Actually, you should worry. Normally I can assure you there is plenty of sex, drugs, burning down houses, mime-punching, catapults or anything to get past the boring stuff but not in this collection. It’s poetry. It could be talking about sex and loading a mime into a catapult but that’s just one interpretation of the line about the snow elf feeling sad.

    How to enjoy the hell out of a poem

    Poems work best if you don’t push too hard into overthinking. Let them be like a painting. Glance, look away. Think. Look back, notice more details. Think some more. Look at some other painting. Come back. Think some more. Repeat.  Come back in six months, look again.

    Sometimes I think poems are lyrics written by musicians who can’t play instruments. If only Frosty had had a guitar we might have had a number one hit: The Road Less Travelled.

    Then Cobain could have covered it before he shot himself.

    Will poetry get you jumped?

    What the hell kinda images do you put with poems?

    What the hell kinda images do you put with poems?

    For guys, writing a few feeble lines is a risk. If you’re on the I was blue, she said boo, let’s go to the zoo level then stick with simply having a volume or two on your bookshelf. If your mad poetry skills are a little more refined then write something that is a bit hot, a bit funny, a bit cheeky and try it out. If it works then you can keep it for the next girl and the next girl and the next …

    For girls … I’ve never seen a girl write poetry to a boy. I’ve never heard about it. I guess most girls don’t need to impress girls with some intellectual romantic side.

    Where I got Robert Frost Selected Poems

    Some second-hand shop for about twenty cents I suppose. You can find almost all his work online which is a good way to read poetry.

    Happy reading,

    Mat

    we perfected our perception


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    Aww ... wubbsy.

    Aww ... wubbsy.


  3. Reunion in Ropes & Other Stories book review, Eric Stanton – Fetish artist extraordinaire

    May 21, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson

    Reunion in Ropes and other stories

    There is nothing artist Eric Stanton loves more than an incredibly sexy woman completely dominating a man. His powerful women slap, kick, punch and wrestle men until they submit (and sometimes cry). All while wearing skimpy see-through lingerie, latex and other not-appropriate-for-dinner-with-the-parents gear.

    It’s bondage art people.

    And it is art of extraordinary colour and movement. An Eric Stanton fight is a real fight, full of swift slaps and punches that you can feel as you read.

    Reunion in Ropes contains four long stories, titled: Whippers All, Bonnie and Clara, Reunion in Ropes and The Dominant Wives.

    Hmm … what do those titles suggest?

    Some stories are presented in standard comic book format – wives spanking their husbands, speech bubbles floating around – and some have a more cut-and-paste sketch design with text at top and images below.

    This book will get someone to jump you

    This is one of those must-pick-up-now-from-your-bookshelf titles. Got a girl over at your place on a date? Let her idly peruse your bookshelf and discover it sitting side-by-side with some cool photography books. It’s not porn, it’s art … which people happen to read and get a bit hot and bothered about.

    Got a guy over at your house on a date? Even better! After he reads it then you can slap him and drag him to your room.

    Eric Stanton Bonnie & ClaraThere are certain books which serve two purposes. Firstly, they are simply cool. Beautiful art or an amazing story or a great front cover or whatever. Secondly, they introduce ideas or nudge people away from standard life towards a little bit of craziness.

    What is so very cool about this book and Eric Stanton’s art is that it captures part of the sexual behaviours and games people play. What girl hasn’t grabbed her boy’s hands and pushed them up over his head, holding him down?

    Although Stanton’s art goes further than most people do in their little games, it is still very enjoyable to read and the storytelling is on par with the art.

    How I got Reunion in Ropes & Other Stories by Eric Stanton: From none other than the most awesome provider of the freakiest underground books, magazines, films, comix and zines, Polyester Books! Located at 330 Brunswick Street, Fitzroy, Melbourne.

    EricStantonBonnieClaraEric Stanton produced a massive body of work, some of which the very cool people at Taschen Publishing have reissued as part of their Icons series. A quick googlerama will also find you big chunks of his work out there on the connecto-webs (turn off filtering in preferences).

    Buy it from Amazon if you’re shy about face-to-face contact or head down to your local strange bookshop (not those adult shops. Although I suppose they could have them. Just don’t go anywhere the floor is sticky).

    Happy reading,

    Mat

    we need a honey intervention for winnie the pooh

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  4. Who can save us now? Brand-new superheroes and their amazing (short) stories book review, edited by Owen King and John McNally

    May 18, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson

    Who can save us now book review

    I’m a sucker for superheroes and as for the dark side of super-powers and origin tales — mmm, tasty. Who Can Save us Now? delivers a whole lot of awesome wrapped up in one book. Featuring 22 short stories from some very talented writers and some very cool illustrations, this book is a pleasure to read.

    The short stories are so strong precisely because they are short stories. Let’s face it – any long contemplation of superheroes and superpowers soon begins to produce questions which threaten to wash the whole suspension of disbelief right away – how does Superman shave? Isn’t Batman being a big crybaby by not learning to deal with his parents’ murder? How come the Hulk’s pants never rip off? In the age of GPS and CCTV can we believe no one has figured out where Batman lives? Hmm … he always comes from the south end of the city …

    Who Can Save Us Now hands us small delicious morsels, each unique and strange and I guarantee after each story you’ll be sitting there thinking about what ifs and making up your own superpowers.

    The Stories

    We meet the support group for superheroes with useless powers in David Yoo’s The Somewhat Super. A guy who never has to go to the toilet as a superpower!

    Roe #5 by Richard Dooling is dark and unnerving in its glimpse of a superhero made by man (and probably something coming up once we get that genetic engineering business sorted).

    Some stories, like The Rememberer by J. Robert Lennon and Bad Karma Girl Wins at Bingo by Kelly Braffet edge into familiar I-can-almost-guess-what-the-story-is-about-from-the-title-and-I’m-pretty-much-right territory. They’re still enjoyable but in the sense of the least-best in a superb collection.

    The story I liked the least was The Meerkat by one of the editors – Owen King (son of horror novelist Stephen King). I think Owen King’s talent may lie in putting together story collections, rather than writing stories.

    supergirlI loved Girl Reporter by Stephanie Harrell – a sort of alternate Superman and Lois Lane tale told from Lois’ viewpoint (clearly it is them, without a name ever being mentioned).

    A sample:

    One night I said to him, “I want to fuck in a sweaty boxing gym.”

    There’s nothing like the smell of iron and decades of male sweat to make a gal wet for a pounding. So he took me to Silverado’s Gym after hours, in one of the warehouses down by the docks. We broke into the weight room. I stripped and lay myself out on the blue vinyl mat. I could see my reflection in the mirrored wall, amidst row of barbells and weight machines. I was pliant and powerful.

    “All right, stud. Ditch the suit.”

    He started to tug at his boots.

    “First the cape,” I said.

    How I got Who Can Save us Now? Brand-new Superheroes and their Amazing (short) stories: A Borders bookshop in Kuala Lumpur near the end of August 2008 (cost $62.90 ringitt). One of the shopping days on overseas holiday and I was dying for something to read. It leapt off the shelf, stomped through my mind and left me wishing the standard superheroes we know today were more nuanced.

    The upcoming Watchmen movie (based on the graphic novel), Heroes, the movie Unbreakable, Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, Iron Man and this book all form part of the post-Superhero movement which is a reaction to the Superman-style stories of the past. No one accepts that Superman or superheroes are all amazing all the time.

    Ok, I haven’t delved too deeply into the selection of stories in this book because they are short stories and discussing them is very close to telling them.  It is a great collection that is much deeper, richer, funnier, scarier and awesome than the title suggests.

    Buy Who Can Save us Now from Amazon or hit up the library (although our libraries here rarely seem to get good short stories collections in).

    Gay Superman?I tried to find some cool Superheroes links but then came across some big stupid story about Stan Lee creating “the World’s first GAY superhero”.  Really, he’s about to make the World’s first gay superhero?

    Happy reading,

    Mat

    put your ear to the mown grass and you will hear sobbing

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