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March, 2009

  1. Fight Club book review – the only Chuck Palahniuk book you’ll ever need.

    March 19, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson

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    Fight Club is one of the incredibly few book-to-movie adaptations where both are awesome, yet still significantly different in plot. Their endings are different (in a big way). Events are different. However, you can watch the movie and read the book and easily like both. There is none of that … oh but they changed it!

    For those who seen the movie, the book contains the same unknown narrator speaking the sentences which were lifted verbatim and transposed into Ed Norton’s voice. I am Joe’s Prostate. I am Joe’s Complete Lack of Surprise. Short statements are peppered throughout Fight Club and as you read, they pile up in your mind, slowly pushing on the barriers society and yourself have built up.

    Crazy thoughts slip in.  Why am I going to work at this dead-end job? Did our hunter-gather ancestors think we’d end up like this? Why not break society down?

    In short, Fight Club will mess with your mind.

    Fight Club is a perfect miracle of author and topic.

    Fight Club is violent and mocking and honest.

    Fight Club is dark and twisted and … right.

    I am Joe’s Envy.

    It is precisely because it is so right and so accurate in hitting its targets (mindless consumerism, the sublimation of violent urges, the transformation of men into pale imitations of their fathers, etc) that it is truly a great book. The fundamental assumptions of society are held up and found to be hollow and see-through and once we begin to accept Tyler Durden’s ideas we can’t help but be pulled even further into the story.

    fight-clubWhat Fight Club is about

    The unknown narrator of Fight Club hates his life, hates his job as a product recall specialist for a car company, hates the consumerist nesting instinct that has saturated through his life and expresses the sentiments many in our modern world do:

    You buy furniture. You tell yourself this is the last sofa I will ever need in my life. Buy the sofa, then for a couple of years you’re satisfied that no matter what goes wrong, at least you’ve got your sofa issue handled. Then the right set of dishes. Then the perfect bed. The drapes. The rug.

    Then you’re trapped in your lovely nest, and the things you used to own, now they own you.

    His life changes when he meets Tyler Durden, a charismatic madman who lives an anti-consumerist lifestyle, opposes capitalism, the social structure and pop culture. Together they form an underground fight club as a method of extreme therapy and other men begin to join them. Fight Club spreads and Tyler begins to use it to encourage acts of rebellion and destruction across the country. Eventually this grows into Project Mayhem – focussing on nothing less than the destruction of society itself.

    Why guys love Fight Club

    I admit I (and other men around the world if you look up Fight Club) find the idea of fighting and destruction attractive. Who hasn’t smashed something and been happy about it? When a fire is burning we throw wood in to keep it going but a lot of it is the desire to see something burn. Fight Club really captures the very male desire for destruction and chaos and shows a storyworld where, yes you can escape from your asshole of a boss, yes you can destroy a credit card company, and yes you can free yourself from all your possessions and be strong and independent again.

    If you love Fight Club buy none other of Chuck Palahniuk’s books

    After I read it, I was desperate to read his other books (Lullaby, Invisible Monsters, Survivor, Haunted, Choke, Diary, Stranger than Fiction, Rant, Snuff) and went out and bought Choke, Diary, Invisible Monsters and Stranger than Fiction all in the one go.

    What a mistake that was.

    Fight Club is an incredible once-off one hit-wonder. Those other books which I struggled to get through (I don’t think I finished any of them because they bored me) play in the same area as Fight Club but are pale and washed out in comparison. I actually gave most them of away (except for Stranger than Fiction, so that will come up in the future review).

    How I got Fight Club: Melbourne central Myer bookshop, before the movie came out.

    Chuck Palahniuk’s website

    Buy Fight Club from Amazon, or buy the Fight Club DVD if you don’t feel like reading. Of course, if you don’t feel like reading, what the hell are you doing here?

    Happy reading,

    Mat

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  2. Ninja Mind Control by Ashida Kim book review – a comedy tour de force!

    March 18, 2009 by Mathew Ferguson

    Ninja Mind Control by Ashida KimWant to learn how to read minds, develop psychokinetic abilities (use the force Luke!), almost speak with animals, heal injuries, put yourself in suspended animation, build a mental barrier, master time and space, attain true invisibility, ultimate bliss AND learn how to rip some guy’s balls off in a move called “Monkey Steals the Peach” –> LOOK NO FURTHER!

    Application of Monkey Steals the Peach

    Whip the arms as described and strike the enemy’s groin with the open palm, fingers bent at the first joint in a Monkey Paw or Tiger Claw fist. The impact will lift the enemy off the ground. Those skilled in chi kung can direct energy up the Chueng Mo channel of the body and stop the heart. Followers of the Iron Hand styles immediately clench their fists tightly, with a crushing grip, and jerk the hand sharply back to the near hip, effectively ripping away the genitals. Massive blood loss causes death.

    Boy oh boy. Love a book with the phrase “effectively ripping away the genitals”.

    Ninja Mind Control is a filled with 1980s-style black and white photos showing a ninja pulling a variety of moves on a guy who, I swear, is wearing denim jeans with with his karate outfit. Was he some hobo they pulled off the street for the photo-shoot? I wonder where he is today. Perhaps running a small muffin bar or maybe shouting at mailboxes and doing karate outside a local McDonald’s.

    The ninja caresses the peaches firstWant some power?

    Kuji-Kiri are the nine levels of power, or more correctly, nine interlacing finger positions which will enable you to be invisible, control time and space and all the rest of it.  Wow, I just have to lace my fingers in some way and I’ll be able to read minds? Get me this book right now.

    This crazy mixture of breathing exercises, ways to use hypnosis in combat, principles of “Ninja Magic” and denim-jeans karate guy comes across as terribly earnest. Someone, somewhere, believes the utter bullshit that is this book.

    A Comedy Tour De Force

    As a comedy masterpiece with a kickass cover that you can keep on your bookshelf and use as a conversation piece it is simply brilliant. Put it facing out and people can’t help but pick it up. Ashida Kim is perhaps one of the unrecognised comedic geniuses of our time. This pseudonym protected author writes about ninja techniques with an absolutely straight face, much like Max Brooks and his Zombie Survival Guide (I own this and will be reviewing it in the future), knowing that in always maintaining his facade of deadly ninja seriousness he is part of a most brilliant and hilarious joke.

    Buy Ninja Mind Control from Amazon, or you could check out Dojo Press, apparently Ashida Kim’s publisher of choice.  In looking for the front cover so I didn’t have to scan it, I also found a PDF version for download here.

    For more hilarity from Ashida Kim, check out his website (in particular his $10,000 challenge. Spies are apparently after the guy).

    How I got this book: I think from an esoteric bookshop that used to be in Swanson Street, Melbourne. The cover is all shiny and new so I don’t think it came from a second-hand shop. I’m pretty sure I bought it simply for the front cover and title and didn’t realise at the time I was buying a masterpiece of comedy.

    sidenote: I read some reviews out in the world (check out the Amazon ones in particular) reviewing this book like it was an actual book on ninja mind control. How Ashida Kim must be laughing it up that people have taken his work seriously. He truly is the Andy Kaufman of the ninja world.

    For more Ninja fun check out Dr McNinja (a doctor who is also a ninja) and White Ninja comics.

    Happy reading,

    Mat

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